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sassywitch

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open it to page 161.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the coolest book you can find. Use what's actually next to you.


Otherwise, it's just like waiting for a boy to call you, and before you know it, you wake up and you're eighty with your privates shriveled up to the size of a raisin and able to tie your boobs into a pretzel knot. - "We Thought You'd Be Prettier: True Tales of the Dorkiest Girl Alive", Laurie Notaro